Kids Say (And Do) The Darndest Things

West: "Mommy, when are you going to get some sperm in you so we can have another baby?"

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West: What are taxes? Cash: Taxes are homework for grownups.

West:
I don't want Cash to go to kindergarten.
Me: Why not?
West: Because I
have too much fun with him.
Cash: Why do you have too much fun with me?
West: Because I really love you.