Kids Say (And Do) the Darndest Things

Neve gave me a good-night hug. And then she gave my computer a good night hug. It’s possible I’ve been spending too much time on it lately.

*****

After he lost a tooth West said, “My teeth are basically money. I have money in my mouth.”

*****

West: Why do we have to take a shower every night?
Me: So you don’t stink.
Cash: Cause if you stink, you’ll never get married.

I gave Neve two bowls of dry cereal – one for her and one for West. I said take this one to West please. She dumped the contents of West’s bowl into hers and said, “Okay.”

*****

Cash: How do you know who One Direction is Mommy – did you like them when you were little?

*****

I don’t really know how to play Star Wars Kinnect Cash.
Mommy, if you can drive a car, I’m sure you can drive a speeder bike.

*****

Where is my backpack Mommy?
I don’t know Cash, why don’t you retrace your steps?
But I didn’t trace my steps!