Kids Say (and Do) the Darnedest Things

Cash: Mommy, next year I want you to be an active member of the PTA instead of checking your email and
chatting on Facebook.

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West: When I’m 18, I’m going to live with you and say cuss words.

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Neve: “I know that dog’s a boy because it doesn’t have a shirt on.”

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West: Daddy is not the boss
Me: Daddy and I are co-bosses
West: I know who the real boss is – SANTA!…and God
Cash: No, the president is

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Neve: Mommy, will you play with me?
Me: After I have my coffee.
Neve: But you had coffee yesterday.
Me: That’s not how coffee works, Neve.

April 5th, 2014 in Uncategorized
  • http://rhapsodyinbooks.wordpress.com rhapsodyinbooks

    What a riot! You could compile a book with all those!

    • http://www.chaosisafriendofmine.com/ ChaosIsAFriend

      These are all taken from my Facebook posts and several of my friends have told me that as well. Maybe my book could be Sh@t My Kids Say, like that book that came out a while ago that was call Sh@t My Dad Says!

  • http://irbratb.com/ Vicki

    LOL!
    Kids are adorable…most of the time :)