Kids Say (And Do) The Darnedest Things

Cash: “In the olden days, did you have to type in the https when you were typing in a web address?”

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Cash, after Travis popped the cork on the champagne, “Whoa, do people use champagne as guns sometimes?”

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West: We don’t know yet if Monday will be a snow day. I hope it is.
Me: Wouldn’t you rather have more days off in the summer when we can play outside, go swimming, ride roller coasters and stuff like that?
West: I can do all that on Minecraft.

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We may need move to Utah. Neve jtold me she married everyone in her class.

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West told me he wants to be an adjudicator when he grows up.