Kids Say (And Do) the Darndest Things

Cash: Mommy, next year I want you to be an active member of the PTA instead of checking your email and chatting on Facebook.

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West: When I’m 18, I’m going to live with you and say cuss words.

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Neve: I know that dog’s a boy because it doesn’t have a shirt on.

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Cash: In the olden days, did you have to type in the https when you were typing in a web address?

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West: Daddy is not the boss
Me: Daddy and I are co-bosses
West: I know who the real boss is – SANTA!…and God
Cash: No, the president is