Kids Say (And Do) the Darndest Things

West: Can I have the Buzz Lightyear sword? [for a souvenir at Toy Story 3 on Ice]
Me: Yes, but if you try to hit anyone with it when we get home then I’m putting it away.
West: Okay.
Me: And if you hit anyone before we leave Sprint Center, I’m returning it.
West: Okay, I don’t want it after all.

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Cash has a friend over and I asked West to see if they wanted a snack. He yells up the stairs, “Hey you primitive freaks! Do you want a snack?”

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Cash: I’m rooting for whatever team wins so I’ll know which team I like at the end.

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(This is from this past winter.) Me: Cash, if you don’t wear your coat everyone’s going to think I’m a bad mom.
Cash: That’s okay, all that matters is I love you Mommy.