Kids Say (And Do) The Darndest Things

West lost his TV privileges because he peed on Cash. On purpose. In the hallway.

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Me, trying to help West hurry up and choose a tie: “This one has guitars on it – that’s pretty cool.
West: “Mommy, I want to look FANCY, not cool!

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Cash: How do you spell route like a route in baseball?
Me: I don’t know – what’s a route in baseball?
Cash: You know, when you hit the ball and someone catches it and the umpire yells, “Route!”

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West made me a paper throwing star that says, “I love Mommy” on it. He told me I’m to throw it at him whenever he deserves a consequence.