Kids Say (And Do) The Darndest Things
West lost his TV privileges because he peed on Cash. On purpose. In the hallway.
Me, trying to help West hurry up and choose a tie: “This one has guitars on it – that’s pretty cool.
West: “Mommy, I want to look FANCY, not cool!
Cash: How do you spell route like a route in baseball?
Me: I don’t know – what’s a route in baseball?
Cash: You know, when you hit the ball and someone catches it and the umpire yells, “Route!”
West made me a paper throwing star that says, “I love Mommy” on it. He told me I’m to throw it at him whenever he deserves a consequence.