Kids Say ) And Do) the Darndest Things

Neve: “Mommy, just tell me when you see a zombie and I will shoot it. And I don’t care about baby zombies, only big zombies.”

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Cash: “Daddy’s farts sound like quacks because there’s a duck living in his butt.”

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Me: West, if you don’t wear you coat to school today, they are going to call me and tell me I’m a bad mom.
West: If they do that, just say, “No, I’m not. You are!”

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Cash: Mommy, if you don’t loan me money to buy this Skylanders, then when I grow up I’ll never be able to get a loan from a bank because I’ll never have experienced it.

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Cash, if you run into Mrs. York today, ask her for that form.
Mommy, I’m going to see her before I run into her

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Neve saw a dad at the West’s school in his camo Army uniform and said (super loud, of course), “Why is that guy in his pajamas?”