Kids Say (and Do) the Darnedest Things

Cash, tonight at dinner: “These chick-peas look like little butts.”

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Neve knows three things about Jesus:
1. He’s a silly man.
2. He thinks carrots are yummy.
3. He is coming back in 5 years.

5 years people! You had better get your shit together.

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Cash, you’re a hooker.
What’s a hooker, West?
I don’t know. What’s a hooker , Mommy?

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Shake Your Booty by KC & the Sunshine band comes on the radio.
Neve: Mommy, shake your booty is in-a-ppro-pr-iate.