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Tonight's dinner conversation over Papa John's pizza and breadsticks:

Cash: "What are those?"

Me: "Those are dipping sauces for the breadsticks."

"I'm not dipping my breadsticks in those."

"Okay, you don't have to."

"I don't like those sauces."

"Okay."

"So I'm not going to dip my breadsticks in them."

"Okay."

"I only like normal sauces."

"Okay."

"And those aren't normal sauces."

"Okay."

"So I'm not dipping my breadsticks in them."

"Okay."