Kids Say (And Do) the Darndest Things

Neve grabbed the side of my face, looked deep into my eyes, and said, “Can I pick your nose?”

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Cash: Do I HAVE to go to West’s basketball game?
Me: You GET to go to West’s basketball game.
Cash: If I GET to go, does that mean I have a choice?
Me: No.

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Cash: I wish I was an animal so I could go to the bathroom wherever I wanted. Humans are just too smart.

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When Travis tucked Neve in, she asked for a drink of water and he said no. She replied: “That’s okay, when you leave, I’ll cry and then Mommy will bring me a drink of water.”

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West was upset with Travis about who knows what so when I asked Travis if he wanted anything from Starbucks, West said, “Can you get me a Daddy remover?”

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The world according to Cash: “People who think they’re cool wear their hats backwards at sports games and drink a lot of beer and wine. They also eat a lot of hamburgers and hot dogs and have barbeque parties for no reason.”

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I told Neve to stop rifling through my makeup while I’m getting ready. She got her guitar and told me she was going to play me a song so I wouldn’t be so mean.